Hand lettering sketchbook with Facebook robots

Facebook is going crazy with the new app "What Would I Say", an app that automatically generates statuses that sound like the user.  It all determines on what your written posts and statuses sound like on your Facebook page; it just so happens that some of my friends happen to be really funny people.  In return their Facebook-robot-statuses were perfect phrases for some hand lettering practice:

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